Top Ten Signs You Take Empire Avenue to Seriously

Posted by Mr. M August 6, 2010

My last top ten list was pretty well received so I thought I would do another. Please understand it is all in fun and not meant to offend. If you can’t (e)LAUGH at life, your missing out.

  1. You check your stock price more than twice in any fifteen minute period.
  2. You have disputed the value of your stock price compared to another with a support request.
  3. You have cursed @Dups under your breath.
  4. You have changed your TICKER to be more representative of your personality.
  5. Someone has asked you what #EAv was and you were offended.
  6. You have made a video apologizing for buying into Hitler. (That was funny!) (For you (e)COSTE)
  7. You have cancelled your vacation plans because you are worried about a sell off.
  8. You have created a QR code for your Empire Avenue account.
  9. You have posted a blog on Empire Avenue ethics.
  10. You have replaced you daily visit to TMZ.com with a visit to blog on Empire Avenue ethics.

Have a great day!

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