The Mind of Mr. M

First let me say that there are several strategies out there from other sources, but they really don’t know what they are talking about, take it from me. My ticker spells a real word and that is the first thing you should look for, because that means they have been around forever, and like domain names, things that make sense disappear first.

First tip when investing, look at their picture…you should invest heavily in people that have animals as their picture. It means they don’t get out much because they have animals to take care of and inevitably will spend more time on the internet blogging and talking about their pets on twitter. Activity means dividends baby! Wahoo!

Next, never buy shares in people that don’t buy you. It means they think they are better than you and we had enough of that from Betty Sue Riley in high school. On that same note, if they buy a ton of your shares, you don’t have to buy into them because, they already think your cool.

Remember Empire Avenue is about activity, if you can’t think of anything important to say, come up with a list of something…it doesn’t have to be funny or anything, people will laugh just to keep others from thinking they don’t get it.

Next, be evil. Nothing is better for your stock prices than to make someone else look bad. People can’t help but take a side, that means that you will get at least a 50% increase on profile views just from the side you take. Strategically, you will get a ton more replies on twitter and comments on your blog from the other side calling you names.  It’s a win win situation if you ask me.

My final tip, whatever you do, don’t mess with the squirrel. Stupid thing worked for Empire Avenue and I know he has a port open somewhere and is manipulating my stock price. Guess he didn’t like me sharing recipes for squirrel.

Good luck!